Daddy Dearest: Hello and welcome to the Magic City Emporium! Take your seats here. Before you tour, let's start to sing a National Magic City Anthem. Shall we?
Daddy Dearest: Oh come on! Don't be shy! Try to sing the National Magic City Anthem!
Pump: Excuse me, mister?
Daddy Dearest: Yes?
Pump: I was wondering if I could sing first?
Skid: No, I want to sing first!
Pump: No way! I want to sing first!
Pico: You shut your mouth, you flippin' fool!
Daddy Dearest: Pico!
Girlfriend: No, you shut up, you freak!
Daddy Dearest: Daughter!
Skid: I want to sing first!
Pump: Fudgity fudge fudge!
Daddy Dearest: Pump!
[They all laugh at Pump]
Daddy Dearest: If you all say that word one more time, I'll never let you explore Magic City!
Girlfriend: Oh come on, papa!
Daddy Dearest: Don't you realize that there's a "no screwing around" policy posted on a wall?
Pico: OK... Bonkers.
[Everyone at Magic City laughed at Pico]
Boyfriend: Beep. (Fudge.)
Daddy Dearest: You, mister. Would you like to see the founder of Magic City?
Pico: How can you suck one's eggs in high school?
[Everyone in the audience laugh at Pico]
Daddy Dearest: What did you just say!?
Pico: I'm just saying... [clears throat and holds a microphone] HOW WOULD YOU SUCK ONE'S EGGS IN HIGH SCHOOL!?
Girlfriend: Holy garbage.
NOTE: I just reposted this from my FurAffinity and Reddit accounts. Yes I had Reddit, but don't tell anyone about this OK?